i want tattoos and self esteem
when boys stretch and their shirt does the thing and you can see their belt and the bottom of their stomach that is important
i think im gonna lay down…………
THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
When my brother goes to fast food places and they ask for a name to put the order under he tells them “dad” and then you have a fast food guy holding a tray of food yelling for dad
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.